If you cut a hole in the front of your underpants, I’m willing to bet your cooter would look like this and not this.
I’m also giving myself eight million points for a Dukes of Hazzard reference, so if you’re playing along at home, that’s ME: Eight Million Points, YOU: Zero.
I get 10 million because I've been to Cooter's when it was in Sperryville, VA and not this Nashville crap. http://www.cootersplace.com/
Oh, and I had a hot dog at Cooter's. . .I think that makes it 18 million.
Plus you took the time and energy to trump me, so that's an automatic double score.