Branscome Glass makes recycled glass bowl-ettes. She has a deal with local restaurants and I’m sure it’s pretty lucrative, but guess what else would be? Teaming up with hoarders. Seriously, if you’re an upcycler*, put an ad on Craig’s List ASAP. This could be the beginning of a beautiful, albeit overcrowded, unsanitary, hazardous-to-your-health, seriously-my-eyes-are-burning-and-I-can’t-feel-my-legs, why-God-why partnership.

*Third and final BHG blogger to use this word in a post. Congratulations, your life is officially complete.