That’s so weird that we’ve never blogged about oven mitts before. Oh, wait, no it isn’t. Because there has never been a cool oven mitt before. Ever. Not even back in AD when they were made out of Jesus’ whiskers. Or the 1980s when they came with a little balloon of coke. Or in the 1970s when they were acceptable methods of birth control. Never ever, ever before. Seriously. These are the first cool oven mitts in the history of the world. And you can own them. And you’re welcome.