Sometimes we’re let out of our cages to terrorize the city. Or at least go to a Dolly Python Party.

This past weekend Krista and Sarah abandoned me and left me to explore the wilds of Haskell Avenue all on my own. But not really because I dragged Patrick and Joe along and they kind of rule. What did we do? Shopped ’til we dropped. Duh. We also tried on really thick glasses that made our eyes huge. And our friend Amy gave me a jumbo Miss Piggy Paper Doll and Patrick got jealous and called me a leech. Pinky Diablo was there, too, with lipstick kisses and everything and so were paintings of velvet naked ladies!! If you live in Dallas, go to Dolly Python now. And if you don’t live in Dallas, bummerfarts for you.