I recently visited Germany and I’ve learned a couple of things. Like, in a pinch, you can swallow your own puke, that German’s don’t know or care who Dirk Nowitzki is, Bavarians invented the Jackalope and while Germans love the environment, they hate your butt hole, vagina and nostrils. The only hole I have that hasn’t been rubbed raw with recycled paper hygiene products is my belly button. That’s right, I’m an innie.
Now I’m back in the good ole USA lying on my sofa, high on jet-lag, spooning (and gently tongue kissing) six rolls of Charmin while cruising the internet for paper that will blessedly never see the business end of my anus. Like this fantastic bunnylope print and rabbit card from Dandy Lion Press.
And you thought that transition was going to be awkward. I showed you.
