
It’s time to Jingle Bell Rock out with your cock out (or not). This Saturday you can kill all of your partridges in a pear tree with one stone by finishing your holiday shopping at the Jingle Bash. Over 50 local artists and designers will be exhibiting their handmade wares at Sons of Herman Hall, including our friends Haute Hardware and Two Hills Designs. So be there or we’ll know and tell everyone you’re a poseur. It’ll be just like 8th grade, only this time you’ll know which pills to take when you try to kill yourself.




If one were so inclined, could they Jingle Bell Jam out with their clam out?
Whatever floats the little man in your boat.