Do you think this sculpture depicts a circus act or an act of revenge? The close-up reveals a look of terror on the victim-pus and a look of wild-eyed intensity on the perpetrator-pus, so my guess is revenge. I know what you’re thinking, by the way. You’re thinking that A) these are squid, not octopuses, B) it’s not octopuses, it’s octopi, and C) where the fuck do you find this weird-ass shit in the first place? I find it on a little thing called the Internet. It’s a magical science toy that you can read about in books.
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Technically, octopodes, octopuses and octopi are all correct, though I also prefer octopi. Aren't I annoying?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Octopus
That's the best definition of the internet I have ever heard.
Yes, I read it out loud.
Actually, I was thinking:
1. It should be octopodes (which apparently makes me pedantic, according to Wikipedia).
2. This is what I would make the seafood do for fun if I worked in a sushi restaurant just outside of Okinawa in Japan and I was bored, and
3. I wonder if I could charge good money for that.
I think this business plan could just be my ticket outta here. Care to invest?