Wait androgynous fucking hispter! Where are you going? To brag about your new fancy design books? No need, the Slim Shelf is doing the job for you. It displays your books cover-out so everyone knows you’re better than them. How could you not be? Your reading something by Banksy. Now you’ll have even more time to masturbate your ego and rub up against your iPhone. Woohoo. Vibrate Mode!