I’m calling this a Fred Flintstool because it’s sturdy enough to hold a bronto burger, but stylish enough to make Barney Rubble feel inadequate. Of course, an inch worm could do that, too. Wait a second, did I just sling a penis insult at a cartoon character? I guess I did. So this is what the bottom of the barrel looks like…




I always hated the Flintstones, so go ahead and knock them off their high-brontosaurus.
I like the cut of you jib.
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