These days, Graphic Design degrees are a joke. And that’s exactly why I got my Masters in American Literature from the University of Phoenix Online*. It was a direct route to my successful career as a serious bitch with a self-aggrandizing blog, an ego the size of Saturn and a rack the size of two Jupiters.
*Just kidding. The University of Phoenix is for gullible morons who can’t get into ITT Tech.
via Dudecraft!




QJ: “I don’t really even NEED Chuck.”
I couldn’t understand that comment less if I had actually been lobotomized in my youth. Which I wasn’t. I was mostly just regaled for being amazing.