Cats are the grease that keeps the gears of the internet grinding our brains into mush. And between playing the piano, napping precariously and lording over the universe, life can get a little hectic. That’s why every cat deserves a catnip Cheezburger. It helps them relax and relieves their glaucoma. Oh, and while you’re up, can you pick them up a copy of Dark Side of the Moon, a complete Star Wars box set and a pair of stretchy pants? That’d be awesome.