Are you like me? Piles and piles of Cambodian weapons and nary a person to shoot? (Well, plenty of people to shoot, but too many graves to dig and honestly, who has the time?) Then you’re going to need to get in touch with Sasha Constable ASAP. She makes furniture out of warfare discards. Imagine the pure joy of rocking your baby to sleep in a chair made of assault rifles. And nothing says, “I smoke Angel Dust” quite like a semi-automatic coffee table. So contact Sasha today and let’s take crazy to a whole new level.

via Lil’ Stevie Soccer Balls