Remember all those sexist tables that looked like women bending over?

Well someone’s finally turned the tables (ha) and created a man table. Of course, it depicts men just standing around doing nothing, which is pretty accurate. Now all we have to do is take the two tables above and rub them together with the table below and we can have an entire army of crying, crapping side tables to take care of. Where’s a lubricated, ribbed tablecloth when you really need one?