CNN, has it come to this? According to the site, “Puppy Tweets is a plastic tag with a sound and motion sensor that you attach to your pet’s dog collar and connect its USB receiver to your computer. Then you create a Twitter account for your dog and enjoy updates all day.” Apparently the tag has super clever pre-recorded tweets like “I finally caught that tail I’ve been chasing and…OOUUUCHH!”

And I get flack for being a crazy cat lady. Or I did before I read this article and blew my fucking brains out.

via James Hoke, who is also a crazy cat lady.