I get thrown in jail for three weeks every time I pull the head off a live bat, so I’ve been looking for an alternate hobby that doesn’t result in me performing community service. With these drawer pulls, I can just pull on cast metal bat heads instead. Satisifies the itch without all that pesky “appearing before a judge” and “trading my vagina for blankets in the pokey.”

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via the fabulous and adorable Kitlane