Appropriate that this magnetic clock can be secured to your fridge, because it reminds me of two things: an escargot plate and a deviled egg tray. Granted, most things remind me of food because I’m pretty much always starving. Guys, the only way to keep my girlish figure is to maintain a strict diet of ice chips, the blood of Tibetan virgins, and 100 calorie packs. Oh, and men. ‘Cuz I’m a maneater. ROWR!



