Today I was in the bathroom at work when toilet water literally started to rain from the heavens. I escaped with only a few drops on my arm, but the deluge intensified and flooded the whole place. Now our water’s turned off and I still have to pee. I take this as a sign that God reads the blog. And even though he enjoys doling out the occasional smiting, I’d like to think he makes it up to me by guiding my browser to a gem like this. After all, he made me in his image. Which means He’s a pretty hot chick for a dude.
Find more art by Aleksandra Waliszewska here.





I think my favorite is the Elk yakking into the poor sista’s mouth … or maybe the odd little pompadoured creature pawing curiously at the chick’s noo-noo.
Both excellent choices. But don’t forget the tiger-aardvark licking the woman’s butt-hole. I heard Hallmark is making a Precious Moments inspired by that one.