You know what would be nice? If pillows shut the fuck up and listened for once. But if they just have to say something, they should stop being such pussies. They don’t realize it, but being so nice means you won’t just be leaned on. You’ll also be stepped all over and probably used as a silencer for a nut-busting shart. Interestingly, that’s also what killed Mother Teresa. And that really caring Care Bear. You know, that one.