The Pee Without Noise stool freaks me out a little. Silent peeing is unnatural. How do you know what’s going on down there if you can’t hear it? What if you’re sucked into a fifth dimension urination vacuum? You could get trapped in the bathroom forever, stuck in a vortex of urinary confusion, afraid to stand up for fear of pissing the floor, but questioning whether the stream has ceased!

This is a really realistic problem that you can mull over while you’re peeing in your natural state of surround sound.

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via Catherine Dizzety-DAMN Dixon