Matthew Albanese takes pictures that would be really boring National Geographic-style landscapes and crap except for one notable difference: Matthew Albanese is only THREE INCHES TALL. He lives on a toy train set where he wanders around with his tiny camera, taking pictures of his surroundings as his only form of entertainment. Because, no doy, he’s the only three inch-tall person to ever live past infancy, so he gets really bored. I know it’s true because it was in a dream I had about medical miracle shows on TLC.
