I’m about to get on an airplane, so I figured, what better time to tempt God’s wrath? So here are some awesome votive candles featuring Jesus and assorted saints / virgins accentuated by googly eyes and rhinestones – all handmade by my friend over at SQZL Designs. I don’t have time to say all the wonderful things I would like to about these as I am in a hurry to get to my fiery death. But, Jesus, consider yourself burned.