This “seat sock” is seriously being marketed as a Valentine’s Day decoration. So, men, take a moment this v-day to create extra-special matchy-matchy urinary drippings. Leave heart-shaped tinkle droplets on the seat, and let the inevitable piss-crusted pube spear it like Cupid’s arrow. So romantic! I think we can agree that she’ll be toilet bowled over.

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Thanks to Jill Kimbrough, who has impeccable aim.