This side table melts on your couch, not in your hand. *Rim shot* But seriously folks, as a kid, I used to keep the boogers I didn’t eat on the wall behind my bed. But as an adult, this seems like a more sophisticated spot. And since this amazing table was painstakingly hand carved from oak, I feel the need to promise all the boogies wiped on it will be hand-picked at the peak of perfection by a white-gloved hand with its pinky out – all while watching BBC America in the formal living room, of course. That is where all the sophisticates do their nose picking.