You know who I’m sending this “I Effing Love You” card to? To the big, beautiful, floppy snowflakes that are falling all over Dallas. Because while you Northern/foreign bastards are way over snow at this point, it still makes my Grinch heart grow three sizes in one day. It also makes my snot production quadruple, but I’m willing to put up with that. I effing love you, snow. You and the dead body outlines my co-workers and I just spend 20 minutes making in the park next to our office.
via Stephanie “Fine Ass Em Effer” Fisher
We’re actually heading up Dallas way this weekend and I’m torn. It’d be sweet to see snow, but I’m not sure I want to deal with other Texans driving in snow.
The driving is pathetic. But the snow is GLORIOUS. What are you coming up for? Let’s have personal conversations in public forums.
Glad to see you appreciating the snow. My sister, age 75++ never really leaves this state and it is the most snow she has ever seen fall in one day (even though a lot of it melted).
I love the ++. I’m 9++, which is code for “almost 30.” And even though I’m almost 30, playing in the snow makes me five. It’s all very complicated math.