I had a lovely, lovely, magical friend in Jr. High and High School named Justan who would pet your head and then tell you what your hair would sound like if it made noise. I have a feeling he would have appreciated these creeptastic reverse portraits in a way that mere mortals can’t comprehend. Because to get the full effect, I’m pretty sure you have to be 25% leprechaun, 25% unicorn and 50% Peter Pan. Either that or subsisting off a diet of hallucinogenics and reruns of Jem and the Holograms.