What do toilet paper and douches have in common? Aside from the time they spend loitering about your vagina? Well, if you’re talking about pharmaceutical douches, that may be it. But if you’re talking about people who are douches, then what they have in common is Waitrose Cashmere Toilet Paper. As if your labia are so majora that they deserve the very best. I have news for you: your bathroom bits are pedestrian. Not gold-plated. Not insured for millions. Regular old pee parts. Maybe you can use that cashmere toilet paper to soak up your diamond-coated tears.