You know what I never get tired of looking at? Aside from plus-size beatdowns? Myself. But profiles are b-o-r-i-n-g. How about an action pose like the one I created this morning when I tried to soothe my shaven lady parts with aloe? Only to discover that aloe burns like a bitch? So to recap, I want me fanning my barren wasteland while hopping around like an idiot. On a mug. Question: Is that too much to ask? Answer: Never.