Wake up to the force, and no I’m not talking about poop pressing against your rectum. Dun Dun Dun DunĀ Dun-Nah Dun Dun-Nah. Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun-Nah Dun Dun-Nah. DA-DA! Da Da Da Dannah-Nah, Da Da Dannah-Nah… it’s the Star Wars theme song. Use your fucking imagination. Jesus. I’m not a magician. But I am kind of into Cosplay, just so you know.




Cosplay… Oh sweet jeebus I can’t wait till my first anime convention. We’re expanding the nerd conventions we go to.
I’m too cool to know what Cosplay is, and my googling hand is broken.
It’s costumed sex play (usually anime, scifi and the like). Wait until the boss is standing beside you and then have Clintastico google it for you.