If you’re considering spending $50 on a Gold Nose Magnet, then might I suggest spending that $50 on something that goes up your nose instead? I’m talking about coke, people. Not because I condone drug use or still think it’s the 80′s, but because if you thought for one second that this was a reasonable purchase, then I’d kind of like for you to overdose and die.

sniffy sniffles

via Stephanie Fisher, who’s about to get put on the payroll