In true Etsy fashion, the title for this soap is very succinct: Tits and Ass Soap – Boob and Butt – Birthday Gag Gift for Men – Mature. I’d like to point out two things.

1. No man will appreciate any version of tits and ass that gets smaller the more you rub it.

2. There’s only one type of gag gift men really want, and it has a lot to do with gagging, but nothing to do with soap.