Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Bitches and Pussies: Let It All Hang Out

I’d say get one of these Hammock tables for your cat to hang out in, but you’d be better off flushing money down the toilet. Your cat is going put his butt on your computer, your magazine, your book, your open, snoring mouth or the petit fours you just iced regardless of what you buy. That’s because fucking shit up is pretty much your cat’s favorite kind of fucking. Incidentally, if you’ve got old plumbing, don’t flush hundreds. Stick with the singles.  Krista and I found out the hard way that’s all those pipes can handle. Inci-incidentally, incidentally is my word of the week. You should all scream real loud.

2 Responses to “Bitches and Pussies: Let It All Hang Out”

  1. Dingus says:

    Ditto from someone who knows plenty about flushing Benjamins after M-street pussy…no ROI, LOL, LMAO, LMPO, ROTFL…(bang).

    Close call there…looks like it’s time to go masturbate in front of the Pi Phi house.

    Dingus
    Aggieland from Big D

  2. Sarah says:

    One word: Rohypnol.

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