Someone has invented the perfect tailgating chair. Well, technically you can also use it for just sitting in your front yard gettin’ your ironic on. It’s got the chair version of a giant nut sack filled with ice and flavored malt liquor beverages – what we Texans call “Bitch Water.” Plus, if you like bare-backing but hate child support, you can cool off your boys until you’re sterile before you have drunken sex and wake up minus your wallet. Not sold? You could probably take a dump in there in a pinch. Think about it.
Someone has invented the perfect tailgating chair. Well, technically you can also use it for just sitting in your front yard gettin’ your ironic on. It’s got the chair version of a giant nut sack filled with ice and flavored malt liquor beverages – what we Texans call “Bitch Water.” Plus, if you like bare-backing but hate child support, you can cool off your boys until you’re sterile before you have drunken sex and wake up minus your wallet. Not sold? You could probably take a dump in there in a pinch. Think about it.
Well done! This one’s gonna be pretty hard to top as my favorite post of the week. (Don’t get too excited there, Sarah, there’s no cash prize involved.)
You really know how to suck the fun out of everything.