Well, ain’t that just darlin’. Cletus Mcgee asked Becky Sue to the prom. She done spent the whole day down at Lerlene’s Set and Curl gettin’ her hair done and havin’ that little half-dumb helper girl (bless her heart) paint up her nails real pretty. Lord, I heard her dress was ten whole dollars at the Penny Mart. Sure does look like an angel, though. It’s got a buncha lace around the hem and it’s a real soft pink color. Kinda the color of a cow’s udder, but with ruffles all up around that sweet face a-hers.
Uh…sorry about that. This is some Reclaimed Wood Paneling. It’s a valiant effort, but putting a hillbilly in a prom dress doesn’t make her a princess. I’m just sayin’.
I grew up in a wood paneled trailer house. I’m done with wood paneling and any sort of permanent dwelling that can readily have wheels attached.
That reminds me that I forgot to add the “hipsters” tag. Because trailers are ironic. You were just way, way ahead of the curve.