Dateline, My Butt. The Chilean earthquake altered the axis of the Earth and slowed time. But, breaking news, the value of a picture has changed and brought world-wide financial markets to a standstill. The picture-to-word ratio has plummeted from 1:1000 down to 1:140 over the course of the time it took someone to create The Museum of Tweets. No, not 140 words. But 140 characters.
That’s right. Filling your 401k with the scribbled drawings of your toddlers was a bad move, as was allowing your employer to pay you in doodled-up napkins. You should have taken the empty gum wrappers and chewed shoelace ends like I did. Now if you’ll pardon my running off, I have a money-diving appointment with Scrooge MacDuck over in the natatorium.
If I ever get, uh, ‘over-served’ and then get on line and say something that borders inappropriate (or just goes waaay over the line) please forgive me my trespasses. please don’t send some muscle over to ‘encourage’ me to remove the BHG bookmark. checking out this blog is truly a daily treat, kind of like a 3 pm soda and junk food run in the breakroom — but without the guilt and empty calories. thanks, sincerely, for all the chuckles and giggles.
I’m so in love with you right now that I’m picturing your face on my body. It’s weird, though, since your face is a little blank icon.
Man, Krista took all the good words. All I have to add is smiley face, hearts and stars. Could you give our boss a call while you’re at it?