I’ve always preferred Old Testament God over New Testament God. Smite makes right, I always say. But that was before I discovered New New Testament God. He’s not a vengeful God or a forgiving God. He’s a fucking bat-shit crazy God. No, no. This chef isn’t the Antichrist. Ronald McDonald still has that gig covered. Look at the lower right corner. That’s breast-milk cheese, the latest greatest thing in New New Testament God’s creation (i.e. Brooklyn). And don’t worry, according to this NYP article, it tastes pretty much like cow cheese. So, you know, the benefits are obvious. Don’t question New New God’s wisdom! Or the way he applied those almond slivers to that cheese ball. His cheese balling is beyond reproach. Amen.
…. yuck.
And wouldn’t also be really creepy to know that perfect strangers are eating stuff that used to be in your boobs? Ick.
The dude looks like a pedophile. What’s worse is that was prolly the best picture.
That’s nothing compared to placenta panini, or spaghetti and placenta.
Gag. I think that’s even grosser than eating colon. It just sounds so translucent and gummy. PS – Just realized I have no idea what human placenta looks like. Things should have stayed that way.
And, yeah, that photo is terrifying. I wonder if the baby inherited the “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” face?
I feel for that kid. Genetic potholes aside, when your parents are turning breast milk meant for you into cheese for creepy rich people… well you’re pretty much screwed. It’s like the world gets to see what turns the little fucker into a serial killer.
I think this is okay, actually. Isn’t it more normal to eat cheese made from humans than another species’ milk? We are human, after all.
OR ARE WE?! (cue scary music)
Human milk makes more sense than milk of another species. We are human, after all.
OR ARE WE?! (cue scary music)
You’re right, the poor kid probably gets left with formula and I’m pretty sure that was the deal with Jeffrey Dahmer.
Every time I think about the cow’s milk I’m drinking I get creeped out. Cow’s are pretty much the grossest animals ever and milk is pretty much just gummy water that’s got cow all over it. Still love it, though.