Any side of the bed this cuckoo clock wakes you up on is the wrong side. Of course, I don’t need any inspiration to wake up as a haunted, homicidal schizophrenic. My morning murder rage is entrenched and dependable as your bed-wetting. But, I guess The Shining Cuckoo could be a step up from the Jenna Jameson alarm clock I’ve been using – decorating-wise. Just depends on what kind of Stabbin’ Cabin I feel like living in that day.