Instead of a menopause, why not celebrate the ebbing of your crimson tide with a meno-party. You’re too legit to quit just because your uterus did. I’ll bake you some meno-pies and we’ll get you a meno-plaque to commemorate the whole thing. But even though it’s in keeping with the theme, I’m not inviting the meno-taur. That is one mean mother shut you mouth.
