If beauty really came from the inside, I would probably look something like these dolls. Luckily, that is not the case and instead of improving myself as a person so that I can get into heaven I’m just going to buy some luminous foundation and a pair of false eyelashes.




OH GOD WHY DID I CLICK THE LINK TO THIS IMAGE. MY EYES!!
She has nice bangs.
Wow. My nightmares will be having new visitors.
OH NO I LOOKED AT IT AGAIN
ANTIDOTE: GOOGLE CARE BEARS! Now I’m off to buy a hundred of these so that someone will find them lurking in my basement after I die. They make Chucky look like a Cabbage Patch Kid.
you think that’s scary?