I’m a sucker for a gimmick. I’m also a sucker for those phishing scam emails that say that foreign dignitaries have left me their life savings. Just give you my social security number, bank account numbers, pin numbers and a copy of my birth certificate? Okay! It’s no wonder I’ve lost all of my life savings and I’m living in a cardboard box behind a Best Buy in Del Rio! Anyway, it doesn’t matter, because I can surely panhandle the $8.50 it takes to buy this pathetically gimmicky spaghetti measure that I spent ten minutes playing with at the grocery store last week. Especially if I flash my boobs and hide my rampant case of gingivitis.