Guess what? You can totally do this your damn self. All you need is an axe, a handful of mescaline caps, a splash of MadDog 20/20 and a consenting tree. After that, round up a metal ring, spray paint a racquetball and let the good times roll…and by ‘good times’ I mean years of therapy, because you are one sick fuck.




Sure, go ahead pierce your own tree, but how about these?
http://ifitshipitshere.blogspot.com/2008/02/funky-find-of-week-tree-jewelry.html
i’m speechless. in a good way.