I don’t fully understand the concept behind this book, but I still think it’s pretty fucking cute. It’s just I don’t exactly recall Zombies being sparkling conversationalists, but then again neither is Jay Leno and we let that dipshit have his own show.
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This cool and informative. I’m going to get this for my kids cause you never know when the zombies will come. WAIT. Does it matter from where the zombie was born or killed or whatever? “American zombie should be fine but I want my kids to have culture. Maybe a romantic zombie language like from Spain or Italy.
Surely there’s some variety in Zombie dialect. I know that brains are a delicacy in some European countries, so you’ll at least introduce your kids to entitled snobbery.
Nikki, I can’t believe you posted about this book. When my book (have you read it yet, bitch?) came out I was so fucking psyched to see it on the shelves…I drove to Book People in Austin and went on a search for it in the store. It took me twenty minutes to find it in the very back of the store, on the way to the emergency exit and behind a step stool. This book was next to it and was facing out (the copies of my book were spine out.) I started to get depressed that on top of being in the outfield of the store I’d been trumped by How To Speak Zombie but then I thought about it and realized Nahhh…How to Speak Zombie is a lot cooler than getting trumped by some douchebag like that guy who wrote the ‘Hope they serve beer in hell’ book.
I hope that is the longest comment ever received on your site. I’ll leave you in peace now.
Anna
JINX. I have been meaning to email you!! I’m actually reading your book right now and I LOVE it. No lie. I can quote it if you need proof. Holy shit, I should post about it. Okay, check back Monday and congratulations on EVERYTHING!!