While this wooden bathtub is beautiful, I wouldn’t want to bathe in it for fear of getting a splinter in my ass cheeks. Not a sliver of wood; I mean that sewer rat from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. See, I’ve been in therapy to free myself from a fetish that involves hot baths, romantic music, 80s action figures and… I think I’ve said too much.
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