I don’t know about you, but I like to store my Kleenex in an anus with arms. Which is fitting because I keep most of my sneezes in a vagina with feet. (That’s me!!) And most of my snot in an asshole with legs. (That’s you!!) And I keep my logical thoughts in a place called “not here.”




Am I the only one who sees this little guy as vomiting milk? I’m also really glad it’s available in a “50 pack” – if there’s been one obstacle between me and greatness it’s the lack of a milk spewing octopus army.