I’d much rather have a chair made out of skinned dalmations than one made out of a skinned Cruella de Vil. Puppy chairs are soft and cushy and taste like beef jerky when you nibble them. Cruella de Vil chairs are bony and stiff and taste like Virginia Slims and overactive bladder medication. (Which is much less delicious than it sounds.) Also, why am I tasting my furniture? I don’t know, why are YOU asking such stupid fucking questions?