This twine shower curtain holder-onner would look pretty cool with a more modern shower curtain, right? I mean, I can’t do it because I live in Texas and all things even remotely country must be avoided. It’s not that I don’t occasionally enjoy a worn-in leather chair or something, but when you live in the South, it’s a slippery slope from “slightly Western accent piece” to “wearing gingham while you swill moonshine through your toothless gums after you’ve boned a cow in Billy Ray’s pasture.”