If laughter is the best medicine, then this blog is Children’s Grape Dimetapp: you think it’s gonna be kind of sweet, but when we force it down your throat it makes you gag, then cry, then puke until you can’t breathe.
BUMPER CARS!
via the Twitter of Incredible Things
Thanks for resurrecting childhood nightmares. I had to take Dimetapp a LOT growing up. It’s supposedly grape flavored, but I think it could be more accurately described as “purple battery acid flavored”.
I’m sorry to have ruined your adulthood. And I’m sorry your parents ruined your childhood.
(I’m not actually sorry about either of these things)
Eh, being soulless makes it hard for you. I totally understand.