I’m so busy today I had to travel back in time to write this post. Now I’m trapped in a time paradox with Captain Picard and that fucking hologram from Quantum Leap. None of that makes sense, you say? Well, in my left hand I have this post. And in my right dangles this crazy knitting clock. Look at the clock! Whoops, who stole your wallet?

Via the Dudeliest Crafter we know.