I think a beer-udder coffee table would look pretty sweet in my living room. The only problem is I think it might attract frat boys to nurse at its delicious, full bodied, more-taste less-filling teats. My frat boy swatting broom is in the shop after someone told me I was an evil witch and I tried to jump off the roof with it and fly to the local Kroger. I was out of milk for my evil tea.

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