Teach your bastard spawn that life isn’t all apples, rainbows and xylophones with these XYZ blocks from Fred & Friends. If, like me, you’re lucky enough to grow up in a scene from Pulp Fiction, the real world is graffiti, Afros and kick-ass karate. But if you’re unfortunate enough to grow up in Wal-Mart or Kentucky, it’s dentures, werewolves and sunburns. Which is a horrible combination, because werewolves who wear dentures can’t bite you to death, so they just chase you down and flick you really hard on your sunburn. What? That shit hurts.
Do you know anyone over at Fred and Friends? I can’t seem to get them to send me a wholesale catalog and price list. On another note, I picked up the brain ice trays on vacation. I can now make brain, LEGO, and heart ice cubes, but not actual cubes.
Let me have my people (me) call (email) their people (my e-pally who works there) and see what’s what.
Okay, send me a Facebook message with your mailing address and I’ll have one sent to you. Or you can get in contact with my friend directly; just let me know and I’ll give you his info. PROBLEM SOLVER, MOTHERFUCKER.
Badass.