Vexed by varmints? Don’t call the Orkin man. Call upon the powers of Satan. These Varmint Voodoo dolls are the last resort for anyone too lazy to get up and squash bugs the old fashioned way… with your massive, throbbing erection. The seller claims these dolls don’t come with any hexes, real or imagined, but I claim that I was at home watching TV the night of the murder. So, you know, take it with a grain of salt.
Wow! These are my creations and I’m thrilled you’ve included them in your blog! Thanks so much! My etsy store is having a moving sale and the Varmint Voodoo dolls are now $18 instead of $21!
We are thrilled that you made them. Seriously, I need to squash some serious beef with the squirrel that lives in my fig tree.